I Don’t Train Tricks, I Install Features T-Shirt – Funny Dog Trainer Tech Humor Tee

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I Don’t Train Tricks, I Install Features T-Shirt – Funny Dog Trainer Tech Humor Tee
💻 “I Don’t Train Tricks – I Install Features.” 🐾
🎉 Buy 2 or more dog shirts and get 15% OFF automatically at checkout!
Because you're not just a dog trainer—you’re a behavior programmer. This smart, sassy Comfort Colors® tee delivers the perfect blend of tech humor and trainer truth, making it a favorite among handlers who treat training like the upgrade it is.
Great for trainers, behavior geeks, or anyone who knows a well-timed sit is more than just a trick—it’s a feature.
Why You’ll Love It:
💡 Tech meets training – Bold distressed font delivers a clever twist on canine behavior
🐶 Trainer-approved style – Ideal for working sessions, dog events, or your casual uniform
🎁 Fun gift idea – For dog nerds, service dog handlers, or trainer friends who live for the process
Comfort Colors 1717 – Smart Comfort for Serious Trainers:
✔ 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton – garment-dyed & soft-washed for that vintage feel
✔ 6.1 oz heavyweight fabric – breathable but durable for long days in the field
✔ Tubular knit = no side seams – holds its shape no matter how many reps you run
✔ Double-needle stitching & twill label – built to last, just like your training
✔ Pre-shrunk & ethically made – consistent sizing, responsibly sourced
Fit & Care:
Relaxed unisex fit. True to size—size up for a roomier look.
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach.
🖱️ Click Add to Cart now and wear the mindset of a true pro—because you’re not just training dogs… you’re installing upgrades. 🐕💾
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