Celebrate your retirement with a twist of humor and a whole lot of dog love! Our "Not Retired - Full-Time Walking Partner, Treat-Dispensing, Butt-Scratching, Door-Opener for My Dog" T-shirt is perfect for dog moms and dads who know that retirement just means more quality time with their furry best friend.

🦴 Why You’ll Love It:

• Comfy & Soft: Made from high-quality, breathable cotton for all-day comfort.
• Perfect Gift: Ideal for retirees, dog lovers, pet sitters, and anyone who lives to serve their pup!
• Funny & Relatable: Guaranteed to bring a smile to every dog owner’s face.

🐾 Gift It For:

• Retirement Parties: A hilarious and thoughtful gift for new retirees.
• Birthdays & Holidays: Perfect for Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or just because!
• Dog Lovers & Pet Parents: Show off their full-time “job” with pride.

📏 Sizing:
Available in a wide range of sizes to fit all dog-loving humans comfortably. Check out our size chart for the perfect fit!

🎨 Design:
The bold red and white text on a black shirt ensures the message stands out. The cute paw print adds a playful touch that every pet parent will adore.

This T-shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a badge of honor for those who know that retirement is just the beginning of a whole new (dog) adventure. Add to cart now and embrace your full-time role as your dog’s favorite human!